All right, out with it. Were ready. Let us hear it. Hit us with your best shots.Let [cutting words][1] and [vicious mockery][2] issue from your sneering face until it goes blue. We wont mind. Know why?Cause were *cozy.*We know this product category suffers no shortage of haters. And if youre contemptuous of Snuggies and Slankets, youre probably screaming with rage at this generic knockoff.So let loose! Hold forth! Tell us what an affront to dignity the sleeved blanket is! (But dont examine too carefully what you mean by dignity, because if it turns out youre only talking about your own fear of looking silly, weve got bad news for you about how you look in the middle of a heated diatribe about bedding.)Pour out that invective, friend. We can take it. It doesnt bother us, honestly. In fact, were snug as silverfish in a hand-knotted wool textile floor covering. Weve never felt more content! Were reclining on the couch, watching Prometheus, and eating a bag of party mix without having to get our arms out of this warm and comfy-ass sleeved blanket.Whats that? You hate Prometheus? Youve got a whole six-minute monologue about how lame it is?OK! We hope all that scorn is keeping you warm inside. (In case its not, you can use one of our sleevie-blankies. Weve got extra.) [1]: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Classes:Bard#toc_17 [2]: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Vicious Mockery#content
2-Pack: Blanket With Sleeves
Features
- Like a robe, but backward – an ebor, if you will- You’ll get two random-color eborser, blankets with sleeves- 100% polyester, you could argue you’re helping fight climate change by keeping fossil fuels sequestered in this cozy leisure accessory- You would not persuade anybody of that, but you could argue- Just like a wizard would recline under- Model: 5CZCOUSO-15WAS-ST We’re pretty sure “czcouso” is what you say in Corsica when someone sneezes
Specifications
- Model: 5CZCOUSO-15WAS-ST- Condition: New- Material: 100% polyester- Dimensions: ~4.5ft x ~6ft- It has sleevesWhat’s in the Box? ====2x Sleeved BlanketsPictures====ColorsBlueBrownPurpleThe Other OneBoxBig Comfy TexPrice Comparison ====$79.90 (for 2 name-brand) at Amazon
