Has this ever happened to you?
Unfortunately, there’s no way to prevent it. You just have to –
What’s that? You’re saying there’s something that could have prevented this occurrence? What is it?
Sorry, I can’t read lips. Are you saying “gelt”? Like the chocolate coins?
It seems like you’re talking about unlatching your pants, but that would have the opposite effect we’re looking for. You see, we’re looking for something that will hold your pants up.
Well sure, the President gets access to special Pentagon pant-retaining technologies, but what about us regular Joes?
Ugh, no, it has to connect to your pants – that won’t work at all.
What part of pants didn’t you understand?
Don’t get upset and threaten us with leather straps you’ve pulled out of your pocket…
Hey, hey. You’re making us uncomfortable.
That we can get behind. Where do you get one of these pant-straps anyway? And what other purpose do they serve besides beating Bieber?
Awesome. We’ll take one!
