Another week, another Bluetooth speaker gimmick. This indoor/outdoor set includes candle-like Bluetooth lights that pair with the central speaker. The lights come either with their own built-in speakers (“Twilight”) or without (“Island”), but in either case the whole idea seems rather silly. Seriously who would …
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Want … something … like … this? It’s so … soothing … … … like a whisper-soft massage from … a well-muscled … islander. The lights … they … … … remind … us … of …
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All the other Bluetooth speakers we sell that try to distance themselves from the pack with some cheap trick. We don’t care if the satellite speaker/lights can sync to the central speaker from up to 120 feet away using their own 5.8GHz signal, these are still …
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Wondrous … dancing … pixie … gods. We never realize how … … … empty … … … life was before … the lights. They …
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Can go in the same space for a multi-speaker experience or be spread across your house or patio, we’ll admit. But we still don’t think that “Bluetooth lights” should …
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Ever … go … away. We are but … … … supplicants before the … alter of light. We are not …
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Swayed by cheap gimmicks. Yes, the water-resistant features seem legit. The speakers have drain holes and a IPX5 rating, which stands for …
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PIXI … 5 PIXI Gods frolicking in the … autumnal … air. We want to … … … cry … at the … beauty, but …
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The speakers themselves would probably be worth it at this price even without the gimmicky light fixture. Wait, what happened? Did we just convince ourselves that these speakers are …
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Pixie … Gods ?
