daveHey, @sam, I had an idea for the metal detector writeup. You can talk about how great Detectorists is.samaredave*??samthe plural of detector is detectors. sorry, ur not a writer. cant expect u 2 kno these thingsdaveNo, Detectorists. The BBC show.samhavent seen. whats it about?daveIt might be my favorite show. Its about a bunch of friends who are really into metal detecting.samso its like Cops for those weird dudes on the beach?daveNo, its not real. Its made up.samall reality TV is these daysdaveIts a fictional show. With actors.samaha. why would that be good?daveWatching the show makes it seem like a metal detector hobby is a way to relax, get outside, be mildly social without having to talk much, and you have an infinitesimal chance you find gold.samsounds like golf with a chance of precious metalsdaveYep, with bonus of wearing dont talk to me headphonessamso like playing Golden Tee while wearing headphones, with a chance of finding an actual golden teedaveSure samor like playing putt-putt golf with a Japanese businessman where neither of you speak each others language and one of his diamond cufflinks looks like it could fall off at any moment.daveUmmsamor like visiting Japan to see your long-lost love and discovering that you speak fluent Japanese, suggesting you spent some time in the country before the government experimental weapons project that wiped your memory. and your bones are made out of a rare indestructible metal that you can detect with a metal detector.daveI think that metaphor may be getting a little far afield. Maybe just talk about Detectorists.samThe DetectoristsdaveNo, its just Detectorists, no The.samsure youre the bossdaveSigh. How much time do you need to write it?samabout 3 minutes
Barska Metal Detector
Features
- You know those weirdos who scour the beach at 6am looking for lost doubloons? You could be one of those weirdos- “Discriminate between different metals by adjusting the spectral response of the search coil with a dial located on the control box” is a phrase you could soon understand- We bet that odd cousin of yours would love it- If you haven’t seen the BBC show Detectorists we strongly recommend it- Model: BE11638 (Fitting that this product would be easy to find by searching with this)
Specifications
- Model: BE11638- Condition: New- All Metal / Discriminate Modes (11:00 for Iron, 12:00 for Nickel Coin, 13:00 for Zinc Coin, and 15:00 for Copper Coin)- Submergible waterproof search coil- Adjustable sensitivity- Adjustable arm rest- Adjustable stem- Headphone jack and volume control- Search coil: 6.5 inch- Adjustment length: 15.5in - 25in- Weight: 2.5lb- Power: 2x 9V batteries (not included)- User manualWhat’s in the Box?====1x Metal DetectorPictures====Metal detectorOops you broke itControl panelBoxWe’re getting darker and darker with funny pictures these daysPrice Comparison====$68.85 at Amazon
