Don’t be intimidated by these “full body electrotherapy stimulators.” They use tried-and-true technology to deliver all sorts of benefits to your muscles. They can be used as massagers to relieve sore muscles …
Yes, like that. They also firm and tone your –
We get it, you’re excited about the massage. And you should be! But you should also consider the other benefits. For example, you can disconnect the pads and use on 2 parts of your body. You could put one pad on your stomach …
Ahem. Yes. And one pad on your lower back …
Is that a capybar–
Don’t act like you can’t hear us.
It’s very rude. Will you please look at us while we’re talking to you?
Thank … you. That’s a little creepy but we’ll take it. So do you have any interest in toning your muscles using these electropulse systems?
Fine. Then tell us: How do you plan to stay in shape?
Sigh.
