Gifts that provide utility, like this emergency tool, can be a double-edged seatbelt cutter. Everybody should appreciate receiving a gift that could be potentially life-saving. But not everybody will.Were selling 2 of these tools for less than the usual price of 1. So you could keep 1 for yourself and give the other to a friend or relative who will appreciate a gift with utilitarian applications instead of maudlin sentimentality. And since this recipient is of a practical persuasion, theyll likely check the price online and be wowed by your generosity.On the other hand, one must be confident that the recipient of a utility gift will, in fact, appreciate it. Even the most stoical stepdads, who seem to have had every drop of emotion wrung from them years ago, can surprise one with their desire for useless, thoughtful gifts.Furthermore, if you want to maintain the illusion that you paid full price for this 5-in-1 emergency tool, youll have to keep the one you bought for yourself a secret. Because if the recipient sniffs out the fact that you bought a 2-pack for cheap, the jig will, as they say, be up.You must therefore hide your half of the pair until the end of your days. And, like a Telltale Emergency Tool, its presence will forever remind you of the secret you keep from your practically minded friend or relative. Your sleep will be fitful, your dreams haunted. You’ll live under constant worry that your cheapness will become known and your generosity questioned. Of course, your gift might eventually save the recipients life. Or at least save him from a roadside nightmare of his own. So you must weigh the cost of maintaining a secret for the rest of your life against saving someone elses.Or you could tell the recipient that you got it for cheap on Meh. If they are truly utilitarian, they’ll appreciate that you scored a deal.In case youre wondering what this thing actually is, or if you just want to see someone smash some glass, heres a video:
2-for-Tuesday: Rechargeable 5-in-1 Emergency Tools
Features
- Pick one green, black, blue or orange tool, and then pick a second green, black, blue or orange tool to make your two-pack- Get out of your car and into your dreams with this 2-pack of vehicular emergency tools- (Hopefully you won’t need to) use the seatbelt cutter, glass hammer, and 3-way light - Keep one for your own emergencies and give one to a hapless person you know who might experience one- Switch between a work light, flashlight, and emergency flasher depending on your level of competence in an emergency- Don’t worry about getting them wet (they’re waterproof); worry about the vehicular emergency you’ve found yourself in- And don’t worry about the battery – they can last 4-10 hours on a charge and come with USB and AC/DC cables (i.e. a USB cigarette adaptor thingie)- The specs are oddlyspecific for the LEDs. So if it’s of use to you, know that one of these is a 2W COB LED, and another one’s a 1W SMD LED, and then there’s those 16 red emergency flashing LEDs, but we don’t apparently get to know if they are COB or SMD or if that is relevant or if there’s something else or exactly why we’re supposed to care- Model: FL3022 (When you’re upside down on the side of the highway you don’t want to spend extra mental energy trying to remember the model number of your 5-in-1 emergency tool.)
Specifications
Specs ====- Model: FL3022- Condition: New- 5-in-1 window hammer, seatbelt cutter, area light, flash light, emergency light- 3 modes: Work light, Flashlight, Emergency Red flasher- Magnetic Base- Includes a USB charging cable and DC Car adapter- Dimensions: 8.5" L x 3.4" W x 1.5" D- Brightness: 2W COB 170 Lumen / 1W SMD 70 Lumens- Run time: 2W COB: 4Hours / 1W SMD LED: 2 Hours- Charging time: 5-6 Hours- Battery: 3.7V 2000mAh Li-ion- Waterproof Rating: IP44What’s in the Box? ====2x 5-in-1 Emergency Tool2x USB charging cable2x DC Car adapterVideo====A Helpful Silent MoviePictures====OptionsColorsIncludedBlueRedBlackGreenTopArea lightRed lightThe backMagnetsPrice Comparison ====$79.90 (for 2) at Amazon
