IRK: Are we all set to run the BioBidet Self-Cleaning Bidet Attachment Monday on Meh?MEH MERCHANDISER: Yeah! Should be an easy sell Americans are waking up to the fact their heinies are among the dirtiest in the developed world. Link [this Tonic article][1] as an example. MEH MERCHANDISER: Plus, we can take advantage of the holidayIRK: What holiday??MEH MERCHANDISER: Monday is [National Hot Sauce Day][2]! Theres no better time to commit yourself to a cleanlier crack than on a day when well all be priming our digestive systems with potentially explosive compounds. IRK: ewwwwIRK: This seems like a lot of shit-talk for the front page. Its gonna gross people out. Cant we be a little more euphemistic? Plus, we will have just had [a writeup all about posterior funk][3] on the previous day. I dont want us to turn into that store thats always talking about dirty butts.MEH MERCHANDISER: A: There is no way to sell bidets without making reference to butt sanitation. They are butt sanitizers. If the topic is off-putting, maybe we should stop selling products that mitigate butt mess.MEH MERCHANDISER: B: Two butt-related products in a row? Thats not a problem, its an opportunity! Embrace it! Make it a theme! IRK: Meh: Weve got a dirty butt streak goingMEH MERCHANDISER: YuckIRK: IT WAS YOUR IDEA [1]: https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/xyyqk7/lets-be-real-americans-are-walking-around-with-dirty-anuses [2]: https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/hot-sauce-day [3]:
BioBidet Self-Cleaning Toilet Seat Attachments
Features
- B’det, mate, how’s everything “down under”?- Water pressure is adjustable from “gentle mist” to “GOOD MORNING STARSHINE”- No electricity or battery required- Put your dirty-butt days behind you- Model: BBC-270 With a 28-year gap between the debut of the British Broadcasting Corporation’s flagship station and the launch of BBC2, we shouldn’t expect competition for this model number before the 95th Century, by which time we will be a single digital consciousness, no longer in need of anal hygienics.
Specifications
- Model: A3 (without warm water) - Condition: New - Adjustable water pressure - Self-Cleaning nozzle - Universal 7/8 brass T valve - Braided metal angled water hose supply - Splash guarded nozzle - P.S.P.C (Positive Stepping Pressure Control) for easier pressure control - No electricity or battery required - User manual - Installation video- Model: BB-270 (with warm water) - Continuous warm water stream - No electricity or battery required - Dual Retractable nozzle - Self-Cleaning nozzle - Easily Removable nozzle - Built-in cold water bypass - Silver brass control stem - Silver brass ball valve - Silver braided metal hose for both hot and cold water - Universal 7/8 brass T valve - Unified valve system for better regulated water stream and increased durability - P.S.P.C (Positive Stepping Pressure Control) for easier pressure control - Double sided body panel for better protection and easy cleaning - User manual - Installation videoWhat’s in the Box? ==== A3: 1x BioBidet A3 Bidet Attachment 1x Universal Brass T Valve - 7/8" 1x Braided Metal Water Supply Hose 1x Protective O Rings 1x User manualBBC-270: - 1x BioBidet BB-270 Bidet Attachment - 1x Universal Brass T Valve - 7/8" - 1x Universal Brass T Valve - 3/8" - 1x Braided Metal Water Supply Hose 76" - 1x Braided Metal Water Supply Hose 26" - 1x Protective O Rings - 1x User manualPictures ==== Good Water hits your butt from here Poop in this (not on) Better Knobs Poop in this (not on) Price Comparison ==== A3: $33.98 at Amazon BBC-270: $49.19 at Amazon
