Happeseat®!
I’ve got that Happeseat®!
Keeps the upholstery neat
When I’m perspiratin’
You can bet
My booty’s prone to sweat
And when I’m driving home from Zumba class
Don’t want the car to reek like ass
Clammy back
Damp thighs and stanky crack
The funk is pretty wack
It’s not gonna soak in
I don’t drench my car in stench, nah
It still smells sweet
'Cause of my hap-hap-Happeseat®!
Fetid air
Of my dank derrière
Ain’t gonna linger there
In my Kia Sportage
What repels the pungent smell
Of musk I secrete?
My handy hap-hap-happe
Washable hap-hap-Happeseat®!
