Toy Bundle

[Editor’s note: This bundle was originally planned to include pepper spray as a “humorously” inappropriate toy. However, our lawyers and common sense suggested we remove the pepper spray from the bundle. The following product description was written before this change, and has been edited to reflect it. We apologize. The person responsible for the pepper spray idea has been pepper sprayed.]

Have you heard of the new thing the kids are doing? It’s called “Peppering.” You take a can of pepper spray and shoot it on your face as long as you can. Lawmakers have recently learned of the phenomenon and are taking steps to have pepper spray blocked for sale to minors.

What are they thinking, these kids? Why were a bunch of boys in Wyoming recently caught spraying themselves in the face before band practice? The fact that they enjoyed it has been successfully demonstrated in interviews with the boys. It’s too early to say how widespread “peppering” is, but parents haven’t been this upset since the violent video game scare of the 1990s.

Some parents report that their children takehitsof pepper spray to the face until one of them gives up. Others play a more elaborate game that includes many parts. Step 1: Spray yourself in the face with pepper spray by yourself. Step 2: Spray yourself in the face with pepper spray while others watch and cheer.
And although most kids enjoy “peppering” while hanging out with friends, others are reported to have made it a solo endeavor. Officials say it has been tough to collect data on this latter trend.

They also aren’t sure about the geographical distributing of “Peppering.” The first reports of the behavior were reported on the West Coast but it has been pretty difficult to triangulate back to the specific source.

We aren’t suggesting you buy these bundles of toys and give the pepper spray to your children. If you keep that for yourself your children won’t miss them. Then you can try “peppering” yourself and see if you like it very much.

Features

  • A bundle of toys for your bundle of joys
  • You get 20 random color fidget spinners (10 LED and 10 metal)
  • You also get 2 random Duncan Groove kendamas
  • As well as 2 random Hot Wheels Star Wars Ships
  • In addition to 1 random flex car or bug
  • We’re saying random, but it’s likely a lot of duplicates, like you might get two x-wings
  • Not to mention 0 pepper sprays (see writeup)
  • Listen, this is pretty cheap for a bunch of toys
  • Model: HappyHappyToyToy

Specifications

Specs

  • Flex Car/Bug
  • Model: DK-FLEX-BUG or DK-FLEX-CAR
  • Condition: New
  • 62 pieces in a set
  • Soft and flexible pieces
  • Age 5 and up
  • Star Wars Ships
  • Model: Boba Fett’s Slave, Darth Vader’s Tie Advanced X1 Prototype, First Order Tie Fighter, Millenium Falcon, Partisan X-Wing Fighter, Poe’s X-Wing Fighter, Rebel U- Wing Fighter, The Ghost
  • Condition: New
  • Kendama
  • Model: 3860KE
  • Condition: New
  • Made of wood and string
  • Part Kendama, part yoyo
  • Fidget Spinners
  • Model: Spinners
  • Condition: New
  • They spin
  • They don’t stop

What’s in the Box?

1x Random Car or Bug set (62 pieces)
2x Hot Wheels Star Wars Ships
2x Duncan Kendama
10x Metal Fidget Spinners
10x LED Fidget Spinners
0x Pepper Spray

Pictures

Stuff
Spinners
Kendamas
Star Wars Ships
Discovery Cars
Potoooooooo

Price Comparison

$20 (for 2) at Amazon
$9 (for 2) at Amazon
$9.95 at Amazon
$119.80 (for 20) at Amazon

Warranty

90 days

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