Everyone Does It
This might not be the stuff all good conversations are made of (unless we were a bunch of teenage boys) and I highly doubt any of my dear readers would need such a product, but if you share a bathroom or work at an office or plan to have guests, Poo-Pourri is a must have. The bottle is pretty enough to display right next to the toilet where everyone can see it, and we recommend keeping it there because unlike most air fresheners (which are used after a bathroom break and only mask the smell with chemicals for a few minutes) this non-toxic, scientific blend of essential oils stops the odors before they begin. Just a few spritzes into the bowl have been proven to save embarrassment, friendships, and even marriages. OK, we can’t really prove that, but we’re pretty sure it’s true.
Since we are airing it all out, let’s talk about places you can’t easily air it all out—long car rides, shared cubicles, you know where we’re going with this. Today’s bonus isn’t just a hilarious gag gift, it’s a useful product that really works. Sure, it’s called a Butt Muffler (sophomoric, we know), but the bamboo charcoal seat cushion neutralizes and eliminates odors before they become offensive. So save yourself and put these on all the car seats before that fast-food-laden family road trip. And don’t forget the Poo-Pourri for the hotel bathroom.