Everyone Does It
This might not be the stuff all good conversations are made of (unless we were a bunch of teenage boys) and I highly doubt any of my dear readers would need such a product, but if you share a bathroom or work at an office or plan to have guests, Poo-Pourri is a must have. The bottle is pretty enough to display right next to the toilet where everyone can see it, and we recommend keeping it there because unlike most air fresheners (which are used after a bathroom break and only mask the smell with chemicals for a few minutes) this non-toxic, scientific blend of essential oils stops the odors before they begin. Just a few spritzes into the bowl have been proven to save embarrassment, friendships, and even marriages. OK, we canβt really prove that, but weβre pretty sure itβs true.
Since we are airing it all out, letβs talk about places you canβt easily air it all outβlong car rides, shared cubicles, you know where weβre going with this. Todayβs bonus isnβt just a hilarious gag gift, itβs a useful product that really works. Sure, itβs called a Butt Muffler (sophomoric, we know), but the bamboo charcoal seat cushion neutralizes and eliminates odors before they become offensive. So save yourself and put these on all the car seats before that fast-food-laden family road trip. And donβt forget the Poo-Pourri for the hotel bathroom.
