Pursonic S750 Sonic Toothbrush with UV Sanitizer

Do you wish you had a better smile?

Well, umm, that’s a pretty good smile, but don’t you wish you could show all your teeth when you smile?

Ugh, again, you don’t have anything to complain about in the smile department, but wouldn’t it be nice to —

What is this, Tiger Beat? Doesn’t anybody feel self-conscious about their smile so we can emotionally manipulate them into buying this toothbrush?

Someone other than a young heartthrob?

Or any heartthrob? Someone who could benefit from the 40,000 brushes per minute this high-end sonic toothbrush provides?

Oh come on, that’s just Alexander Scarsgard again.

Seriously though, why is it that when you search for “Smiling” on GIPHY that like 1/4 of the results are Alexander Scarsgard?

Yeah you’re right. That is pretty self-explanatory. We’ll show ourselves out.

An electric toothbrush that delivers 40,000 bacteria-busting strokes per minute
This is the top-of-the-line product from an off brand, or what has recently been dubbed “premium mediocre” – an expression we love
It has all the bells and whistles – a UV cleaning function, a metal stand connector (instead of plastic), and the aforementioned 40k strokes per minute
That UV thing, in case you’re not total UV geeks like us, kills 99.9% of bacteria and germs by changing their DNA, which is what started us down the path of becoming UV geeks
12 extra brush heads included - 3 years of brushing - which is usually how these sonic toothbrush brands screw you – so screw them
The brush heads are color coded and easy to swap out, so unlike with most other toothbrushes it’s not horribly disgusting to imagine sharing this one with 3 other people
Oh, and it has that 2-minute timer with 30-second vibration alerts for each quadrant of your mouth. That seems gratuitous but it’s amazing how small of a nudge you need to actually be brushing your teeth for as long as your dentist is always telling you to
Model: S750 (Although this is a sleek, fancy electric toothbrush, it doesn’t look as cool compared to this badass Sazuki crotch rocket that shares its model number)

Specs

Model: S750
Condition: New
Built-in UV sanitizer designed to kill 99.9% of bacterium and germs on the brush heads
40,000 sonic strokes per minute to effectively remove plaque without irritating your gums
2-minute timer with a 30-second vibrate alert in order to remind you to brush a different quadrant of your mouth
Color-coded brush heads with four colors for sharing with your significant other and/or any roommates that you’re really really close with
Includes 12 total brush heads; 3 years worth, assuming you use one for 90 days and don’t share