Do you wish you had a better smile?
Well, umm, that’s a pretty good smile, but don’t you wish you could show all your teeth when you smile?
Ugh, again, you don’t have anything to complain about in the smile department, but wouldn’t it be nice to —
What is this, Tiger Beat? Doesn’t anybody feel self-conscious about their smile so we can emotionally manipulate them into buying this toothbrush?
Someone other than a young heartthrob?
Or any heartthrob? Someone who could benefit from the 40,000 brushes per minute this high-end sonic toothbrush provides?
Oh come on, that’s just Alexander Scarsgard again.
Seriously though, why is it that when you search for “Smiling” on GIPHY that like 1/4 of the results are Alexander Scarsgard?
Yeah you’re right. That is pretty self-explanatory. We’ll show ourselves out.
