Power, We Inverted
Take a seat and listen up, you’re gonna want to hear this.
We’re selling a power inverter for your car!
OK, OK, you’re right: We’ve sold a bunch of these things already. But you know what’s special about this one?
It’s got a built-in USB charger! Isn’t that awesome?
Listen, we know you’re a big shot but you don’t have to be rude. How’s this: You know that feeling when your device runs outta juice and there isn’t an outlet in sight?
Yes! Exactly! What if we told you that you could power it directly from your car?
Startling, we know. Welcome to the future. Are you sold?
Well … uhh … what if we told you it had … uhh … bluetooth?!
Unfortunately … it doesn’t.
Oh no. What have we done?
Too much of this, maybe.
