Last time we sold bidets there was some grumbling in the forum that we didn’t offer an option with warm water.
“My bum deserves a warm shower just like the rest of me,” was the gist.
Well consider your wish granted, ye of refined posterior – and then some. We’re offering the same bidet as last time (the A3), as well as one with warm water (the BB-270 Duo), but that’s not all…
We’re also selling a top-of-the-line toilet seat (UB-4800 Divine) that heats its own water and has a heated seat, oscillating spray functionality, kid’s mode (?), and adjustable nozzle.
(If you’ve ever been to Japan you understand why we emphasized the heated seat in particular. It’s life-changing. If you’ve never been to Japan, think of how it feels when you sit in the warm spot where a pet was sleeping. No imagine experiencing that feeling directly on your butt every time you sat down.)
So if you were one of those who hemmed and hawed about the lack of heated water options last time and you’re still not biting, that’s fine. You just want a dirty butt. No judgment here – to each their own. Just don’t blame the lack of features in the bidets we’re offering for your own deep-seated aversion to cleanliness.
To everyone else: Welcome to the club.
Specifications
Specs
Good
- Model: A3
- Condition: New
- Adjustable water pressure
- Self-Cleaning nozzle
- Universal 7/8” brass T valve
- Braided metal angled water hose supply
- Splash guarded nozzle
- P.S.P.C (Positive Stepping Pressure Control) for easier pressure control
- No electricity or battery required
- User manual
Better
- Model: BBC-270
- Continuous warm water stream
- No electricity or battery required
- Dual Retractable nozzle
- Self-Cleaning nozzle
- Easily Removable nozzle
- Built-in cold water bypass
- Silver brass control stem
- Silver brass ball valve
- Silver braided metal hose for both hot and cold water
- Universal 7/8” brass T valve
- Unified valve system for better regulated water stream and increased durability
- P.S.P.C (Positive Stepping Pressure Control) for easier pressure control
- Double sided body panel for better protection and easy cleaning
- User manual
Best
- Model: UB-4800
- Dual nozzle system
- Cleansing, Oscillation, Massage, and Kids modes
- Gentle for the front, less-gentle for the back
- Self-cleaning
- Temperature-controlled water
- Adjustable heated seat
- Wireless remote with touch panel
- Slow-closing seat lid
- Quick-release for easy cleaning
- User manual
What’s in the Box?
A3:
1x Bidet
1x 7/8" fill valve adaptor
1x Water supply hose
BBC-270:
1x Bidet
1x 7/8" T-valve
1x 3/8” T-valve
2x Water supply hose
UB-4800
1x Bidet
2x Water supply hose
1x Remote control
1x Mounting hardware
Pictures
Price Comparison
A3: $39.74 at Amazon
BBC-270: $46.59 at Amazon
UB-4800$399 at Amazon
