Who’s excited for Shark Steam Mop Week??
That’s right — the one special week a year where the Discovery Channel shows nothing but content related to these superior cleaning products!
No, no, you’re thinking of Shark Week, which is also coming up, but isn’t nearly as exciting as Shark Steam Mop Week.
No, that’s close to another product we’ll be selling soon – the Shark Handheld Vacuum. But this is different.
Yes, handheld like that. Cute. But not what we’re talking about. The Shark Steam Mop is highly maneuverable …
Ugh, no, it’s tough on grime and germs …
It’s easy to refill and clean …
And it gets surfaces so clean you could …
What … is … that? What could that possibly have to do with the Shark Steam Mop I’m describing?
Oh, I see. You’re trolling me.
Sigh.
