2-for-Tuesday: Stadium Blankets

Today we’re excited to announce a new feature. One that we’ve been working on for decades. One that you’ve probably heard rumors about. One that will change the course of our customers’ lives, our own lives, and the fate of our civilization as a whole.

Ladies and gentlemen — starting today, right here on Meh.com, you’ll be able to pick your own Two-For-Tuesday combinations.

Pause for rapturous applause.

Whoops. I wasn’t supposed to read that.

For years, humanity has been trapped. Trapped by the arbitrary style and color combination of their Two-For-Tuesday two-packs on Meh.com. But today we free humanity from their shackles.

Many said this day would never come. The technology necessary was too complex — the challenges too great. We didn’t let that stop us. We let it fuel us. To create an online shopping experience unlike anything the world had ever seen … on Meh.com.

Imagine waking up, drinking your coffee, checking Meh.com, seeing that it’s a Two-For-Tuesday event, remembering that it is Tuesday, reminding yourself that it’s garbage day, refocusing your attention on Meh.com, deciding to buy the deal, clicking the “Buy It” button, trying to choose which combination of styles you want, clicking back out of the pop-up to look at the pictures, clicking the “Buy It” button again, clicking the “Want another?” button, choosing your styles, updating your credit card information, and checking out.

It’s really that simple.

Critics throw the word “hype” around a lot when they talk about our product launches, as well as “exaggeration” and “hyperbole.” We couldn’t agree more. This new Two-For-Tuesday feature is truly hyperbolic.

What are we selling today? It doesn’t matter. Stadium blankets or some shit. We don’t even know what "stadium blankets” are. But we know you’ll be able to pick the combination that’s right for you. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is progress.

Bow your head graciously during standing ovation.

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Features

  • You get two “stadium blankets” for watching the game or two “blankets” for staying warm, whichever sounds more appealing
  • Pick which colors come in your two-pack by hitting “Want another?” on the checkout screen
  • You gotta buy them in combinations of 2 – maybe it’s easier for us to ship them that way or maybe it’s just arbitrary and we’re jerks
  • So if you see “Oops, sorry, you must buy these in multiples of 2.” it’s because…you didn’t click “Want another?” and pick your second color
  • They’re 100% cotton and 0% asbestos
  • They measure 48" x 60", feature double-stitched edging, and have absolutely no other features worth mentioning
  • Model: PCB-01 (When you’re losing out in search results to an academic paper titled “The Directed Shark Gillnet Fishery,” it’s time to get a more unique model number. Or, alternatively not give your blanket a model number.)

Specifications

Specs

  • Model: PCB-01
  • Condition: New
  • 10.5oz 100% Cotton
  • Double-stitched edging
  • Dimensions: 48" x 60"

What’s in the Box?

2x Stadium Blankets

Pictures

Blankets
Black
Dark Green (also the only green)
Maroon
Purple
Red
Royal blue (also the only blue)
Tag
Choking hazard, don’t dangle from a baby crib
I’m not convinced that these are sports fans...

Price Comparison

$40 List

Estimated Delivery Date

FedEx SmartPost: Monday, October 2nd - Monday, October 9th

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