What's There To Say?
Look, we’re not dealing with the most complicated tech here. It probably wasn’t long after the early humans discovered fire and invented the wheel, that one of them was like, “hey, what about something to dry off with after a swim? Or something to keep the sand off our backs when we lay down on the beach?”
The design isn’t super complicated either. A stripe. One color, interrupted by a white line.
But you know what? That’s fine. Maybe somewhere in Silicon Valley or Tokyo, people wearing suits but no ties are sitting through a presentation about “disrupting the drying-off industry.” Maybe, using UV light and a body temperature sensor, they’re constructing some sort of device to eliminate moisture and remove grit from unwanted places.
But you know what? We’ll stick with these fun, stylishly simple towels. How about you?