We want you to buy this pepper spray, obviously. Were a store thats our raison dtre. And the most effective way to do that would be to convince you that youre not safe without it.But scare tactics are lame. The scare tactics employed by cable news companies to sell ads have rendered us a deeply fearful nation already. The last thing we need is some daily deal site adding to the paranoia.If you choose to buy this two-pack of pepper spray, do it for one of these reasons:- It will give you some peace of mind- You cant resist a good deal- Youll use the built-in alarm system to prank a loved one by scaring the crap out of them as they enter the roomBut dont buy it for this reason:- NONE OF US ARE SAFE BECAUSE CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL AND ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE SO I SHOULD TAKE THISBecause, objectively, violent crime rates have been dropping steadily for almost 30 years:
(Source: The Uniform Crime Report)Though its all relative. Violent crime rates are still way higher than they were in the 1960s, and ~15 times higher than a country like Japan. So while crime may not be out of control relative to recent history, its certainly still present.See? Its hard to sell personal safety equipment without falling into fearmongering. Though its pretty rad how the pepper spray includes UV-marking dye to help identify your ATTACKER.Dammit, there we go again.
2-Pack: Pepper Spray And Personal Alarm Safety Kits
Features
- Get this 2-pack of pepper spray and put one in your bag and the other next to your pepper grinder- Includes 2 “dual siren” alarms that can be heard from 600 ft away- “Maximum strength formula” makes us wonder why you would ever want a low strength version- We can’t sell to DC, Massachusetts, New York, or Wisconsin (or Alaska or Hawaii, per usual)- Model: HCPA-RDOC (This model number is in a hard-fought SEO battle with a health journal article entitled “Rumination as a Marker of Psychological Improvementin Transsexual Women Postoperative” – who shall emerge victorious?)
Specifications
Specs ====- Model: HCPA-RDOC- Condition: New - 10-foot range- 25 bursts in a powerful stream delivery to reduce wind blowback- Maximum strength formula- Key ring attachment- UV marking dye aids in suspect identification - 110dB dual siren alarm (audible up to 600 feet away)- Made in the USA- Sorry, can’t sell to DC, Massachusetts, New York, or Wisconsin (still not sorry to Alaska or Hawaii)What’s in the Box? ====2x Pepper spray keychain2x Personal alarm keychainPictures====StuffPepper sprayGet ready…AlarmAlarm again?HandHandsPackagingBeth, bear mace that guy!Price Comparison====$39.98 (for 2) at Amazon
Warranty
Available States
AL, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VA, WA, WV, WY
