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In school, you doodled and your teachers told you to stop and pay attention. When you played with your food at the dinner table, your parents told you to quit it. And when you drummed on the table at the library, someone told you to be quiet and read.
All your life people have been telling you to relax, but they don’t seem to get it: fiddling with stuff is how you relax.
We, on the hand, understand completely. That’s why we’re offering you these Speks. You get 2 packs of 512 (1024 total) 2.5 millimeter magnetic balls that do… nothing important. Like, seriously. They don’t even pretend that their magnetism de-ionize the air thus allowing you cleaner thought-space or anything like that.
All you have to do is stick them together and pull them apart. That’s it. They’re literally a bunch of magnets built for goofing around. Because now that you’re a grown-up, you can finally sit around playing with mindless toys.
