Monster USB Cables

Specifications

Features

  • Of a length longer than a yard and shorter than a furlong
  • Looks like a USB cable. Yup. Oh yeah but one of the ends is that weird USB type
  • It still weirds us out that cables are referred to as “male” and “female.” We’ve all accepted that this everyday naming convention is based on the idea of cables having sex with each other.
  • It’s pretty weird, right?

Warranty

Buy three in case one breaks because we aren’t doing anything about it