5-Piece: Poo-Pourri 12oz Variety Bundle

Life often rewards those who plan ahead and who act preemptively. You know, the people who buy their pantry staples before they run out. Or those who, at the end of February 2020, looked at the news and thought, Things are looking a little weird. Maybe I’ll stock up on toilet paper.

Given this fact, it makes sense that Poo-Pourri, the most effective eradicator of shit stink, suggests you to give the bowl a spritz before you squat. After all, it’s a whole lot easier to contain the rancid odor of digestion than it is to cover it up once it’s released.

Now, for many, a spritz of Poo-Pourri before you go and a flush after is enough to erase all evidence that you just made a big mud pie in that bathroom. But let’s be honest, for some of us, the process of dropping a deuce involves thrice the senses; it’s not just a matter of sight or smell, but also sound.

Which is why we suggest getting yourself a music player for the bathroom and putting together a playlist to drown out the various toots and grunts of your exertion. And what should put on that playlist, you ask? Well, that’s where it gets tricky. You need some songs that’ll cover up what’s going on without distracting you from the task at hand. We’re talking some good defecation-related tracks. For example:

  • “Total Eclipse of the Shart”
  • “Poo Are You”
  • “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do Shat)”
  • “Jack & Diarrhea”
  • “Icky Dump”
  • “Poop John B”
  • “Crapper’s Delight”
  • “Groove is in the Fart”
  • “Surfin’ Turd”
  • “Band on the Runs”

Are we embarrassed by these terrible puns? On the one hand, yes. But on the other, the product is called “Poo-Pourri.” What are we supposed to do here?

Anyway, get some for yourself and keep the stink away with a quick spray!

Features

  • Give the bowl a spritz before the turd hits
  • You get two 2oz Cloud Berry, two 2oz Sweet Violet & one 4oz Heaven Scent
  • It honestly works
  • Model: P00-D00-Y0U-5T1NK-Y0U-4R3

Specifications

Specs

  • Product Name: 5-Piece: Poo-Pourri 12oz Variety Bundle
  • Model: HS-004, SET-2OZ-TEAL-V1, SET-2OZ-PUR-V1
  • Condition: New
  • Spritz the bowl before you go to nullify any lingering odors
  • Creates a barrier on the surface of the water eliminating bathroom odor
  • Heaven Scent 4oz: A blend of violet, white jasmine, and citrus notes
  • Cloud Berry 2oz: A blend of cloudberry, daisy, and vanilla natural essential oils
  • Sweet Violet 2oz: A blend of blackberry, violet, and honey natural essential oils
  • Scientifically-tested formula made of essential oils and other natural compounds
  • The original non-toxic before-you-go toilet spray
  • No synthetic fragrance, parabens, phthalates, aerosols, alcohol, or formaldehyde
  • Up to 100 uses per 2 fl oz

Precautions:

  • Avoid eye contact. For external use only; do not ingest. Use in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from children. Never tested on animals

What’s Included?

  • 2x Poo-Pourri Cloud Berry (4 fl oz total)
  • 2x Poo-Pourri Sweet Violet (4 fl oz total)
  • 1x Poo-Pourri Heaven Scent (4 fl oz)

Price Comparison

$53.13 at Amazon and eBay
Cloud Berry Scent
Sweet Violet
Holiday Heaven Scent

Warranty

90 days

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