You’re gonna need a bigger belt
No, no, a bigger belt — from all the holiday food you’ll eat going home.
“EAT GOING HOME,” we said. There’ll be nog, gravy, and chocolate everywhere, and your waistline will get long if you see ‘em.
Humbug. We’re just saying your old belt won’t be up to the task of containing your Yuletide girth. That is, unless you’re married to an controlling woman and your wife has her say.
It seems like maybe you got into the nog already. Why you being so goofy, yo?
You’re having to dig pretty deep into the filmography now. You should buy these belts because you’re going to get fat at Christmas. There, that should end all the confusion.
Sigh.
