Bottle It Up (pick your two at checkout)
“2-Pack: 17oz Vacuum Insulated Bottles.” That’s the product we have here, and if you look closely, you’ll notice a word’s missing. “Water.”
Don’t worry, it’s not because these things can’t hold water. They can. They can hold it really well. In fact, that’s the thing: to call these “water bottles” would be an insult. That’s like if you had a juicy, grilled-to-perfection cheeseburger with a homemade-from-scratch chipotle aioli and a freshly-sliced heirloom tomato and called it “a bun.”
By which we mean, a “water bottle” is a vessel for water. Its requirements: a lid, no leaks. These Vacuum Insulated Bottles are so much more than that, and not just because they’re cool-looking and possess a rubberized, soft-touch feel. It’s because they can keep liquids cold for 24 hours and hot for 12. Which means they’re tea bottles. Or coffee bottles. Or iced coffee bottles. Or ice-cold lemonade bottles.
Or… margarita bottles?
No. We would never endorse such a thing.
(But yes! They could be margarita bottles!)
