Bottle It Up (pick your two at checkout)
β2-Pack: 17oz Vacuum Insulated Bottles.β Thatβs the product we have here, and if you look closely, youβll notice a wordβs missing. βWater.β
Donβt worry, itβs not because these things canβt hold water. They can. They can hold it really well. In fact, thatβs the thing: to call these βwater bottlesβ would be an insult. Thatβs like if you had a juicy, grilled-to-perfection cheeseburger with a homemade-from-scratch chipotle aioli and a freshly-sliced heirloom tomato and called it βa bun.β
By which we mean, a βwater bottleβ is a vessel for water. Its requirements: a lid, no leaks. These Vacuum Insulated Bottles are so much more than that, and not just because theyβre cool-looking and possess a rubberized, soft-touch feel. Itβs because they can keep liquids cold for 24 hours and hot for 12. Which means theyβre tea bottles. Or coffee bottles. Or iced coffee bottles. Or ice-cold lemonade bottles.
Or⦠margarita bottles?
No. We would never endorse such a thing.
(But yes! They could be margarita bottles!)
