Feeling Cute, Might Actually Mop Later
I can barely get to sweeping my floors, let alone mopping. I have so many excuses, mainly my cat though. She is constantly shedding and underfoot, swatting at the broom, walking through my piles, and just generally being a nuisance. I have come to realize that my cat only exists to be just adorable enough that I don’t kick her out, and to make me completely crazy.
I could get her a robotic vacuum to ride on. She could be the queen of all cat-gifs. Maybe I would dress her up as Glenda the Good Witch – she’d go viral for sure. Plus my floors would be clean, so definitely be a win-win.
If you don’t already have a cat though, get the robotic vacuum anyway. We all need clean floors. If you are considering getting a cat, I say just get the vacuum and give it a name. They are fun to watch and instead of making messes they keep things nice and clean. They’ll never need fed or brushed or a litter box changed. The robotic vacuum will clean under the couch without leaving claw marks, it goes to bed when it’s supposed to, and it won’t bring you gifts in the form of dead animals. It’s not quite as cuddly as a cat, but it won’t try to sleep on your face either, so still a win.
