Fake-Your-Own-Death Bundle

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Features

Everything you need to fake your own death and start afresh
1 set of lime-green, highly visible earbuds to strew in the woods for investigators to find
1 sport armband phone holder and 1 Silvercrest activity tracker, also for woods-strewing
1 PackWare knife (not pictured so the cops can’t track it) for the murder weapon (strewn)
2 cups and 2 bowls for camping out while the investigation proceeds (do not strew)
1 HappeSeat car seat cover for … uhh … strew it, we don’t know
Model: FakeUR

Specifications

MyGuard Sport LED Armband w/ Alarm & Phone Holder:
- Pull the pin to release a 100 banshees screaming for your safety
- Put the pin back in to turn it off
- Alarm volume: 100 dB
- Battery life: 20 Hours
- Rechargeable via Micro-USB
- Water resistance rating: IPX4
- Fits devices: 5.5" L x 2.75" W or smaller
- Includes keys/cash pouch
- Built-in light modes: green light (solid, slow strobe, fast strobe), red light (solid, slow strobe, fast strobe)
- Phone Armband
ECHOS Aluminum Wireless Earbuds:
- Connection: Bluetooth v4.2
- Bluetooth Range: 30ft
- Frequency Response: 20 hz - 20 Khz
- Impedance: 50 Ohms
- Speaker Size: 10 mm
- Charging Voltage: 4.2V
- Charging Connection Type: Micro-USB
- Battery Life: Up to 4 hours
- Battery Capacity: 70 mAh
- Charging Time: 2 hours
- Product dimensions: 1” x 0.25” x 24”
- Weight: 0.5 oz.
Silvercrest Black Activity Trackers:
- Monitors steps, distance (in kilometers), calories, sleep time, and rest time
- Wristband: 24cm
- Battery: CR2032
Happeseat Seat Cover:
- Machine washable
- Clips in place with a non-slip backing
- Soft microfiber wicks moisture/sweat away and keeps it off your seat
- Rolls up for storage
FlexWare Mug:
- It’s a mug, for camping and stuff
Double Up Bowl:
- Anodized aluminum exterior bowl with removable silicone interior bowl
- Able to withstand temperatures up to 300 degrees
- Dishwasher safe
FlexWare Cup:
- Includes protective carrying case with handy biner
- Collapsible for clean and easy storage
- Holds up to 5.5 ounces of liquid
- BPA free and dishwasher safe
Double Up Cup:
- Anodized aluminum exterior cup with removable silicone interior cup
- Able to withstand temperatures up to 300 degrees
- Dishwasher safe
PackWare Knife:
- Knife is for cutting

What’s in the Box?

1x MyGuard Clip or Armband
3x Pull Pins (1 installed, 2 extra)
1x Charging cable
1x ECHOS Aluminum Bluetooth Earbuds
1x Micro-USB Cable for charging
3x Earbud Tips in 3-Sizes
1x Quick Start Guide
1x Happeseat®s
1x Flexware mug
1x Flexware cup
1x Double Up Cup