You know when your phone runs out of batteries and you’re all like …
?
If you get these neo-Style 6000 mAh powerbanks you’ll be like …
And you’ll have so many extra mAhs that your friends will ask for some, but you’ll be like …
And your friend will be like, “Hey that’s not cool,” and you’ll be like …
And your friend will stop hanging out with you and you’ll be like …
And you’ll tell yourself they weren’t good friends anyway and you’re better off without them and feel like …
And then the loneliness will set in and you’ll be like …
And your coworkers will ask you if you’re doing OK and you’ll be like …
And they’ll suggest you go to therapy and you’ll be like …
And then shit will start getting real and at night you’ll lie awake in bed staring at the ceiling and be like …
And you’ll start hating yourself and wishing you were someone else and start acting like …
And then, at your lowest moment, you’ll call your old friend and be like …
And they’ll be like …
And they’ll ask if they can use your powerbank to recharge their phone and you’ll be like …
But then you’ll realize that in your depressive episode you forgot to recharge your powerbanks and now they’re dead and you’ll be like …
